A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
The man says, “Sorry officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”
“Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.”
“I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.”
“Well, then we need an urine sample.”
“I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I’ll get really low blood sugar.”
“All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.”
“I can’t do that, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m too drunk to do that!”

Happy April Fool’s Day!

• iPhone 3G 8 GB (Black) for Rs 29,500
• iPhone 3GS 16 GB (White & Black) for Rs 35,500
• iPhone 3GS 32 GB (White & Black) for Rs 41,500

* The prices may vary in some States due to differential VAT.

If you really need that Apple Experience, then the best way is to get an iPod Touch .

Im using an iPod Touch and a Blackberry Storm 9530. Its way too better and a status symbol as well.

i have been waiting for 3gs for ages and now you as an expert say htc desire??? why is your inclination towards HTC desire?? I thought 3gs is better than any phone around barring 3 mp camera which i m ok with.

I pity the people still waiting to get their hands on the 3gs, paying 32k for a phone that will be outdated in 3 months max is a joke(going by the fact that apple will launch the 4th gen iphone in july)

Here is some sane advice for anybody who plans to buy the 3gs(if and when it is launched) …do not buy it!!
Opt for the 3g instead (but only if the price for that is indeed reduced and the carriers still offer it)
The 3gs does not offer anything dramatically new or different over the 3g.

or you could always wait for the next gen iphone to be launched sometime next year in India 10-11 months after it’s actual release in the US!!

Yes,it is confirmed iPhone 3GS is getting launched on 24th March,

Price is 33,0000 for 16GB and 42,000 for 32GB,

iStore says it will have only ‘Airtel’ Locked iphone 3gs.

You can even check iStore website.

We double , triple checked before posting this.

And we left the word rumour in the title to advise users to take the news with a pinch of salt

Rumour was indeed a Rumour !!! Thanks !! Next time please avoid it unless you have any confirmed news. And people really dont care of its launch any how..coz new iphone is going to get launched in 3 months or so!!!